TetaFuera Tote

$28.00 Regular price $35.00
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TetaFuera Tote Bag – Art, Attitude & Everyday Utility

Ditch the basic tote. The TetaFuera Tote Bag by Moon Frankenstein is a fearless fusion of bold design, everyday functionality, and unapologetic self-expression. With electric colors, a daring graphic, and durable construction, this bag speaks louder than words—louder than you’ll ever need to shout. It’s art you can carry, sass you can sling over your shoulder, and style that does the talking.

Loud, Vibrant & Unforgettable Design

Front and center is the TetaFuera character: wild hair, nipple pasties, draped pearls, and round sunglasses—radiating confidence, edge, and rebellion. Repeated across the entire tote in a hot pink pop-art layout, this bag isn’t here to blend in. It’s loud, raw, and joyfully over-the-top.

This design is for those who celebrate their body, voice, and vibe. It’s for the ones who wear color like armor, who don’t flinch when eyes turn, and who believe in art that punches. Feminine, weird, funny, and completely liberated—the TetaFuera Tote is a rally cry for expressive style.

Strong Enough for Real Life

This isn’t a dainty fashion tote you baby. The TetaFuera Tote bag was made for the everyday grind. It’s constructed with 100% spun polyester fabric—lightweight, smooth, and built to endure life’s spills and surprises. Need to carry your laptop, sketchpad, water bottle, makeup bag, or groceries? No problem. This tote can handle up to 44 lbs of weight without sagging or giving out.

The bag measures a solid 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm) with a roomy 2.6 US gallon capacity, offering more than enough space for everything you need on the go. Whether you’re headed to school, the studio, or the beach, this bag moves with you, not against you.

Straps Made for Comfort and Strength

Say goodbye to shoulder strain. This tote features wide, sturdy straps made from 100% natural cotton bull denim—known for its soft texture and rugged reliability. Each handle measures 11.8″ (30 cm) long and 1″ (2.5 cm) wide, designed for comfort, even when you’re carrying your whole life inside.

The black straps not only complement the neon artwork but also ground the design, making it wearable with more outfits than you'd expect. Toss it over a hoodie, pair it with heels, or let it hang loose with streetwear—this tote transforms with your look.

Function Meets Fierce Personality

This tote doesn’t just turn heads. It holds up. The TetaFuera Tote is machine washable on a gentle cycle, so you don’t need to stress about dirt or daily wear. It ships out fast—within 3–4 business days—so you can get it into your rotation without delay.

Perfect for Gifts, Collectors & Everyday Rebels

Looking for a gift that actually hits? The TetaFuera Tote is made for creatives, collectors, and people who love being different. Pair it with matching pieces from the Moon Frankenstein lineup, or wrap it up with a journal, book, or bold lip gloss for the ultimate surprise. Whether it’s a birthday, pride gift, or “treat yourself” moment, this tote brings the wow factor.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 🎨 Electric all-over design featuring the bold TetaFuera character

  • 💪 Durable & practical—holds up to 44 lbs without losing shape

  • 👜 Comfortable natural cotton straps for all-day wear

  • 🌈 15x15" size fits laptops, notebooks, or anything else you need

  • Unique art-forward aesthetic no one else is rocking

  • 🚚 Ships in just 3–4 business days for fast delivery

  • 💖 Makes a killer gift for bold friends or expressive souls


Final Word

The TetaFuera Tote is more than a bag—it’s a wearable statement, a walking canvas, and a middle finger to boring accessories. Loud, proud, and crafted to last, it’s the perfect mix of fun and functionality. Add it to your rotation today and let your bag say what you’re thinking.

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